Lance

Keith

You are invited to Lance's friends-giving! Could you bring a mac and cheese?

Mac and cheese? I'm lactose intolerant.

Well, I like mac and cheese...

And I like throwing up... I'll get some.

Thank you!

Wait...

Keith. Don't. KEITH!!!!

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Lance
Keith
+ Space parents +

Shiro, can you make sure Keith doesn't die before friends-giving?

Why me?

Because you do it best.

And your SpaceDad!!!

Again with the space dad. Me and the princess are not together.

Mommy and daddy are fighting again!

Keith, I'm sorry man, I forgot you cannot have dairy.

It's fine, I was being dramatic. Anyway I have a milk pill I can try.

The hell is a milk pill. IS IT DRUGS? KEITH TELL ME ITS NOT DRUGS.

Dad it's not bad drugs. It's a medicine kinda drug. It won't kill me- it prevents me from dying- well maybe. I haven't tried it yet.

Who got you that?

You did...

Oh right I remember now, it was for your birthday.

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Hunk

Keith

Pigen

I hate him

You know you don't

He forgot that he gave me the milk pill for my birthday.

Whoa. That's low. Even for lance

NOT THE KLANCE SHIP!!!!!!

Is that a ship name? Or did you add the k on accident?

Shhhhhhhh...

You can't shhhhh him over text. It doesn't work that way.

Shhhhhhhhhhhh...

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Lance

Pidgen?

Hunk

Keith

Im sorry I forgot what I got you for your birthday.

Lance I'm just surprised you eventually remembered. You took me and pidgen around the mall, for hours, looking for them.

It was a great day for the klance fandom.

The hell are you talking about?

SHHHHHHHH...

Shh-ing isn't going to work...

Hate to say it, but I agree with lance. It doesn't work on messages.

Shut your quiznak! It' was a ship moment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author note: wrote this trash while trying to not puke my guts out. I failed. Terribly.