The universe's only hope (Group chat name)

(Lance) That1Guy

(Keith) ProblyNotGay?

(Pidge) DefinedAsScience

(Hunk) MoreFoodPlz

(Allura) ImaQueen

(Shiro) SpaceDad

(Coran) ManMaid

The Universe's Only Hope Group Chat

ImaQueen
Who's ManMaid?

ManMaid
Oh that's me, Coran? Do you like it?

MoreFoodPlz
Like Minute Maid lemonade?

That1Guy
More more like LimitLaid!!

DefinedAsScience
LANCE NO

ProblyNotGay?
Classic.

That1Guy
Hey Keith?

ProblyNotGay?
What do you want? It's 3 in the morning.

That1Guy
Want to binge watch some old Disney movies? I have a bag of popcorn and two unopened sodas? Maybe a short game of monopoly?

ProblyNotGay?
...

ProblyNotGay?
I love you.

That1Guy
So yes?

DefinedAsScience
Hey hunk? What do you most look for in a girl (or guy not judging)?

MoreFoodPlz
Someone who would like to work to put the bacon on the table, I personally prefer the job of a housewife. Cooking, cleaning, children? I love it! (And it means I don't have to go on anything that moves.)

DefinedAsScience
Sounds nice.

MoreFoodPlz
What do you look for?

DefinedAsScience
I already found them.

MoreFoodPlz
Awwwwww.... Tell Me!

DefinedAsScience
No.

MoreFoodPlz
:( okay...

DefinedAsScience
I'll tell you something, if I ever find my father and brother, I'll definitely have competition.

MoreFoodPlz
So... it's Shiro?

DefinedAsScience
wAS iT rEALY thAT eASY?

MoreFoodPlz
No I'm reading your diary.

DefinedAsScience
I'm going to kill you.

SpaceDad
Stop fighting you too. And if you want a personal conversation, then get off the group chat.

DefinedAsScience
Sh*t. Sorry.