Bad pickup lines
Hey, tie your shoes! I don't want you falling for anyone else.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.
Are you a Pokemon?? Cuz i'd sure like to pikachu!!
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth! (KLANCE)
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
I'm not sure what quidditch position you play, but I bet you're a keeper
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
Is your face McDonald's cuz I'm loving it
I always thought love started with l why does mine start with u?
Tonight this Han doesn't want to fly Solo
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I'm brave enough to ask you out!
You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
Are you religios? Cause you're the answer to all my prayers.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people, and i end up with you.
If you were a triangle youd be acute one
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
This must be the 8th castle because I just found my princess.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Damn, girl, you're hotter than Chicago in 1871
I think my heart just lagged.
You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you're a total BaBe.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
Hey guys thanks for reading this very cringeworthy list of pick up lines. If I have missed one please let me know so I can add it.
Later! sKYcODES
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