A/N Ok, so last night I was board and updating TTHC and got a chat message from on of my awesome followers. Her name is @FoxInaBox and I suggest checking her out. Our conversation started out pretty normal but ended anything but. It was honestly hilarious. Here I'll just show you

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MineralFox: Hey

FoxInaBox: Hi :3

FoxInaBox: btw, i hope you know that your story is even better then the Hunger Games series. It's really awesome dude! :3

MineralFox: better than the hunger games?! I don't think that's possible

FoxInaBox: ......does that mean you defied the laws of physics or am I being crazy? Cause It really does seem better than the Huger Games, it really does!

MineralFox: well, I can walk on the ceiling so maybe I did defy the laws of physics :P but we're all crazy here. Thanks for the complement too

FoxInaBox: Yur welcome dude :3 can't wait for tomorra! (because you all know I said I would update TTHC today :P)

MineralFox: yep, just remember though, you guys wanted the update

FoxInaBox: Yep, but I know that theres personal stuff in da world like school and stuff so I have learned to be patient. So I sit and wait like a good fox. Wait, I forgot. Is Mineral from the story supposed to be you? Since she has the fox kingdom and her name is Mineral

MineralFox: :3

MineralFox: Sorta

FoxInaBox: I knew it! I knew there was some of that! Dat's awesome, dude.

MineralFox: Yep! There were so many others and when I started the first it was kinda like that so I thought I'd continue that in this one

FoxInaBox: Welp, good choice dude, cuz it just made the story ten times ore better-er-er for me! And yes, I just said better-er-er. I'm weird like that, but I don't care. :3

MineralFox: Hey, I don't judge. Like I said, we're all crazy hhere

FoxInaBox: Yep, ain't dat da truff. *gasp* I just realized something.

(It was all normal until this point)

MineralFox: What?

FoxInaBox: Phil is in my house stealing my soap.
PHIL!! Y U TAKE MY SOAP! YOU CAN"T EVEN TAKE A SHOWER!!

MineralFox: GAH! Hold on I'm coming! *Runs out door* PHIL! STOP STEALING HER SOAP!

FoxInaBox: AHH! wait a minute
Why the frick is he hugging me? And why is he covered in soap?! PHIL, DIS DON"T CHANGE ANYDIN!!

MineralFox: *Stands in door way watching* Aww, he likes you!

FoxInaBox: ...... I'm all sticky. *sniff, sniff* O.My.God.
Mineral, I know why he wanted da soap.
He met a skunk outside and got sprayed. *sniff* and it really stinks.

MineralFox: EW! Gah, there is nothing worse than skunk spray! XP

FoxInaBox: *quietly whispers while Phil is hugging me* Mineral. Slowly. Go Get. The tomato sauce

MineralFox: ok, i'll be right back *Carefully slips out door and runs to the nearest store*

MineralFox: Excuse me sir, do you know where the tomato sauce is? *British accent*

FoxInaBox: ......He's braiding my hair. Hurry.
Phil: Is your hair naturally red or is it dyed?
Me:It's naturally like that.
Phil:.....I CAN'T TAKE IT! *hugs tightly* Your the most adorable Fox hybrid EVER!!
Me: It's affecting his brain. *gets aqueezed* Halp

MineralFox: Sir: Isle four
me: Thanks! *Runs down and grabs twenty cans before going to the check out*
cashier: that will be twenty five dollars
me: *pats pockets* dang, forgot my money. Could I pay with a diamond sword?
cashier: I don't care. You can just take them
me: Thanks!

MineralFox: *Runs in panting* I got them! *Holds up a bag* you have no idea how heavy these things are

FoxInaBox: Phil:Whats that?
Me: pour them now!

MineralFox: *Grabs Phil and forces him in the tub*
It's Tomato sauce! *Pours five cans on his head*

MineralFox: Phil: NO!!!!!!!!

FoxInaBox: *Helps* I'm sorry Phil, but it's the only cure for skunk!
Phil:*tries getting out* PLSE DON'T DO THIS
Me:Sorry *pours a can down his back* *holds in a snicker* how'd the skunk get you anyway?

MineralFox: Me: Yea Phil what happened?
Phil: well, I was walking through the forest

FoxInaBox: .....Mineral, behind us
Phil:YOU TOO!?
Herobrine:.... Please just help me. I've been skunked
Sky:Me too
Jerome: Dey got the bacca
Mitch: That was horrifying
Jason:....We all walked into a skunk breeding ground.

MineralFox: Oh my god, What the nether were you all doing! *Eyes watering at the smell* I think we might need more tomato sause

FoxInaBox: Don't worry. I'll get it this time *runs quickly and gets a cart full and comes back* I also got gas masks for us. It's just too much.

MineralFox: Got that right *Straps one on* I think we might need to burn this room when we're done.
Sky: You two sound like Darth Vader!

FoxInaBox: *puts mine on* Hey Sky, do I sound like Bane?
Jason: AHH BANE!!*jumps in Sky's arms* I'm startled Sky
Me: *laughs* oh Jason. ALLRIGHT, EVERYONE IN!!
The others:YEAH!! *get in the tub*
Me: Mineral, I think were gonna have to call in da big guns. Could you call Notch over?

MineralFox: Sure thing!
Herobrine: No! Not him! *Starts getting out*
Oh no you don't! *Pushes him back* you stay.
I'll be right back. Make sure he doesn't leave! * Runs out door and down to the phone*

FoxInaBox: Me:Yes, Mineral. *Stands guard at da tub* *Budder and fluffy,Quartz, Nova, Kye, and Cap walk in*
Them: Who're you! What're you doing bathing our parents in blood!?
Me: N-NO, THAT'S NOT IT! LET ME EXPLAIN
Kye: too late *Pushes me and starts wrestling while others watch
Me:I don't wanna fight! MINERAL, HALP!! THEY DON'T LISTEN!!

MineralFox: KYE! Get off her! She's a good guy! *Grabs Kye and pulls her up*
Budder: Mind explaining?
Me: They were sprayed by skunks so we're giving them a tomato bath
Them: Ahh

MineralFox: You ok?

FoxInaBox: Yep,it's all good. *looks at da others* Hi, it's nice to meet you. Definetely a greeting that's memorable, but I don't care.Wait a minute.*looks at Budder, then you, then Budder* *whispers in your ear* Didn't you date him? Go ask him out dude!

MineralFox: *Stares at you* No, not yet. I cant yet.
Them: What are you two whispering about
Me: NOTHING! *blushes and throws a can at them*
You might as well help since your here

FoxInaBox: Me: Here's your guys gas masks.
Kye:...Why is your hair half braided and your sorta covered in soap?
Me: Uuumm, let's just say Endermen are very sensitive to skunk spray.

MineralFox: *door bell rings*
Me: I GOT IT!
*Runs downstairs and opens door*
Hey notch! Hey Steve! There all upstairs
Herobrine: I'm outta here *Starts getting up*

FoxInaBox: Me:Oh no you don't! *pushes him back in*
Herobrine: *outs*
Me: dude, it's yer fault you didn't preceed with caution.
Sky:Budder, never mention this to your mother
Budder:Okay dad

FoxInaBox: *pouts* not *outs*

MineralFox: Me: here they are *Notch and Steve walk in* *Steve gags on the smell*
Me: Oh yea, you might need these *Hands them gas masks*
Notch: What exactly happened?
Me: They can explain

FoxInaBox: One short explanation later
Steve: Hero, were you really that careless
Herobrine:Shut up *Splashs tomato sauce on Steve*
Steve:Hey!!
Me: *gives a glare to both of them* Stop.Right.Now.
The both of them:Yes Ma'am.

FoxInaBox: Me: Oh, hey Notch.
Notch:Yes?
Me:Can you help me and Mineral with this?
Notch:Sure, wait, where's Mineral?
Me: *Looks around* Hey Mineral, where are ya dude?

MineralFox: *Runs back in* sorry, just had to do something real quick

FoxInaBox: *smirks* What ya hafta do? *awkward silence* Meh, we'll talk about that later. But right now, we got bigger fish to soak. *Looks at tub*

MineralFox: No nothing like that *Blushes madly* It was time to feed Rancune is all. *turns to tub* Yea, we'd better get started

FoxInaBox: Deadlox:Could we get this over with?
Me:How'd you get in there?
Deadlox:Me and him had to teleport after we got skunked *Jas, Phil's son, pops out from behind the tub
Jas:H-hey....
Fluffy:You got sprayed too?*can't hold back laughter any longer, so he starts laughing while rolling on the ground.*
Me:I'm gonna burn this house and try building a new one after this

MineralFox: ME: I'll help with that but for now just grab some cans and start pouring *Dumps can on Jonas*

FoxInaBox: Jonas:*sigh* this'll take a while
Me:Yes it will *Pours sauce over Herobrine*
1 hour later
Me: WE DID IT!! Now, does anyone have a flint and steel?

MineralFox: I think I might have some *Starts digging through pocket and pulls out a red stone torch* Maybe this will work?

FoxInaBox: Herobrine: Here Mineral. Use this TnT
Me: Allright, let's blow this popstand *runs for the door but stops* Um, It's night time.
Kye:You can't gather materials at night for a new house!
Me: *shrugs* Nope, but I can always sleep in the tree's. Anyways, LET'S BLOW UP DA STINKY HOUSE!!
Fluffy and Jerome:We second that motion! *everyone runs out*

MineralFox:*Places TnT* Run! *Runs out just as it explodes* AHH! *Sent flying into the forest beyond and lands in a tree* Ow

FoxInaBox: Me;Mineral! I'm camin' buddy! *jumps over the tree's and lands beside you* U Ok dude?
The others:Did you find her?
Me:Yay, she's over here! allright, up you go! *pulls ya up and piggiback carries you to the others.

MineralFox: I'm Fine! *Tries to stand but wobbles a bit* That was some blast. *smiles* Now where's the new house going to be?
*Zombies growl in near distance* We should probably do it fast too

FoxInaBox: Me:Uuhh, actually, i'm just gonna sleep in a tree since it's night, but first we gotta get back to your castle! *quickly runs with the others untill we reach it* Hey, um, which way in?

MineralFox: Um, Hold on *Pulls out map*
Fluffy: You need a map to find your own castle?
Me -_- shut up
Quartz: You have to admit though....
*Folds map back up*
Me: Just follow me please, It's this way

FoxInaBox: Me: Ok, but i'll be by you if you collapse.
Budder:So, when did you two meet?
Kye:Yeah, when did you meet each other
Sky and Jerome:We demand a story!
Me:*looks at you* Welp, we gonna tell em, or no?

MineralFox: Me: Sure. We met by just talking in the library and we just started to hang out. Then Phil came and tried to steal her soap to get the skunk smell off. Then you guys showed up and yad yad yad we're here.

MineralFox: She's also a great writer and we were comparing books

FoxInaBox: Me:Yep, that's right!
Fluffy:*smirks* were you in the 'adults' section?
Everyone:*Turns and gives him a disgusted face*
Fluffy:What? It was a joke!
Me: No, I was in the history section
Nova: Why were you there?
Me: No reason. Anyways, I accidentaly backed up int Mineral who was in the spell?enchantement section
Seto:*Teleports* Well, i'm glad to hear you're studying Min- *stops when he see's Sydney*
Me:......
Seto:.....I, um, gotta go now. *quickly teleports away*

MineralFox: Me: what was that about?
*Morgan suddenly appears*
Morgan: Apparently they know each other

FoxInaBox: Me:N-no we do't!! I never saw him in all my life!
Morgan:Yeah right. So, what, you two dating
Me:WHAT! NO! I'm the same age as Mineral here, there's no way I would date him! Plus that's not why i'm refusing to answer your questio- *stops by covering mouth*

MineralFox: OH! So why are you avoiding the question then? *Walks towards her rubbing chin* Is it because its private? Or because you have a secret?! O.O

FoxInaBox: Me: Uuumm *swallows* se-secret!
Quartz:TELL US!
Me: What? No! It could seriously har- *covers mouth again

MineralFox: Me: Come on! Please?

FoxInaBox: Me:*looks at the parents looking at her with curiousity* Come with me.*walks with the group of friends in the forest a little untill away from parents* Ok look. Y-you see, a while back before I was born hybrids had formed a-
Morgan:you meen made.Hybrids are made
Me:...They made a kingdom and chose a couple to rule it. This couple were Fox hybrids and were highly trained assasins. A year later they had me *silence* *sighs* and I was trained until I was seven to fight like a assasin. I was a natural. But the squids then came and destroyed everything, killing everyone but me. They tried to get me so I was in their army.

FoxInaBox; Me: and I have been on the run ever since. Seto was one of the people who had come to train me to further extent of my spells. I can naturally heal people, something I was born with, and I am a very high trained fighter. He has given up on the search for me a while back.

MineralFox: *Everyone looks at you stunned before I walk up and give hug* I'm sorry to hear that. no one should have to go through that. I'm glad you're part of the Fox Armada.

FoxInaBox: Me: *stunned* .....Thanks Mineral *hugs back*
Morgan:...Shouldn't you tell the parents?
Me: *sigh* yeah i suppose so. one min. *walks away*
*mummering* *gasps* *silence* *shuffling*
*walks back* Well, they know. So, i'll see ya guys in the morning! *climbs up tree*
Budder:What are you doing?
Me: Geez, i keep having to repeat. I alreaddy said I would sleep in a tree tonight remember?
Budder:Oooh, sorry
Me:it's okay

MineralFox: Me: We could just go inside though, there are extra rooms you know, it is a castle. And Endra would probably love to meet you

FoxInaBox: Me:Endra? Oh, you mean that ebderdragon hybrid you told me about? You sure I won't be causing trouble?

MineralFox: Endra: *Fly's out and lands in tree silently behind Me* *Drops down and walks behind Flufffy* Some one call my name?
Fluffy: GHEWDHFE AHHHH!!

FoxInaBox: Me: *rolls in the grass laughing along with Budder and Quartz*
Fluffy:Quartz, yur supposed to be on mai side.

MineralFox: Ah, no. I think we have to worry about her more
Endra: Hey! I'm not as bad as you!
Me: Endra, I'm not the one who put lava in the swimming pool
Endra: Oh yea

MineralFox: Quartz: I'm not on anyone's side
Fluffy: :,(
Me: Aww, poor fluffy

FoxInaBox: What?Lava? Wait! sshhh...
Quartz:You know i'll never leave your side fluffy *smooches on da lips*
Fluffy:I know...I love you *blushes*
Quartz :I love you too
Me: *stare at their heads* OHH MY NOTCH!! ARDDHGFGFDGF!!
Morgan:whats wrong
Me: you two did it? Ahh man, Why Me!?
Quartz: *blushes furiously* how did you know about that?
Me: Sometimes, very rarely, I see a memory two people shared. Ahh man,

MineralFox: XD That is by far the best power ever!
*Everyone stairs* *Blushes*
Well it is. Tell me you wouldn't want to have that

FoxInaBox: Me: Right now, it's a curse. Man, one min. I gotta go ask Sky to wash my eyes. *walks away for the moment. one min.*

FoxInaBox: I have returned, and I have washed my eyes

MineralFox: *tries not to laugh* Well that was awkward.
Fluffy: You think?
Me: Hey. no need to get mad at me
Quartz: At least you don't have a dirty little secret
Me: O.O *starts fidgeting and slowly backing up*
Jonas: What? Whats your secret?
Me: I-I cant say! *runs off into forest

FoxInaBox: me: what? *runs after you, catching up when you stop* what was that about?what where they talking about?

MineralFox: They cant know. Trust me. They can't *Starts looking around nervously*
Budder:*Calls from far off* Mineral! Where did you go?
Kye: *Comes around bend* There you are! Why'd you run off
Me: they cant know
Kye: *Nods head*

FoxInaBox: me: I'm right here you know, and I'm starting to feel left out. so,if you wouldn't mind, can one of you please inform me?

MineralFox: *Looks around checking no one else is there* I ran away for a reason. I would appreciate staying lost for a little longer. Sorry you feel left out but I can't tell them yet. I-I'm too scared

FoxInaBox: me: all right, what do you mean by that? Uuh, one min. * puts hand on your shoulder ad concentrates real hard, then memories of your past rush into me and then back into you* Oh, I... I understand now. But you know you'll have to tell them at some point.

MineralFox: *Sigh* I know, I just don't know when. I will eventually.
*Rustling in the bushes* *Fluffy pops out*
Fluffy: There you are! Why'd you run off?
Me: *Shrug* I thought I heard someone call for help. False alarm

FoxInaBox: Me: hey fluffy, where are the others?
Fluffy:they're already at the castle, waiting for you guys.

MineralFox: Lets go then! *Runs off again*
Kye: MINERAL!
*One short run later*
And we're here!

FoxInaBox: Me: .... you think Seto's in there?
Key: why are you so intent on keeping away from him?
Me: No, I'm wondering because I want to speak with him.

MineralFox: ME: He should be. top tower
Kye: but be careful, the last guard who woke him accidentally was sent to the nether

FoxInaBox: *ulp* well here I go
reaches to the top of the tower and hesitates to knock.
Seto: whoever it is, come in. *walks in* *he turns around and drops his potion* just standing there,staring
Me:*runs and hugs him* I missed you Aero
Seto: * stands but then hugs back * I missed you too

MineralFox: Aww! *Watching from doorway* how heart warming! :) That's honestly great

FoxInaBox: Me: *turns around* well, what da ya know? Is it time to go downstairs already Mineral?

MineralFox: No, I'll just leave you two together for now. *walks out of sight and turns invisible before walking back*

FoxInaBox: Seto: heh, she's still the same Crystal....
Me:you know?
Seto: Yeah,she knows that. I'm trying to get her to realize that you can't run away from your problems, you have to face them.

FoxInaBox: (now we switch to Mineral) :3

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A/N and that's where we ended because I had to go but honestly that could have gone on for HOURS later. I hope you guys go a laugh out of it cause I sure did. Go check her out. her username here it

@FoxInaBox

if you haven't guessed that yet. so, until next time

SEE YA Foxes! ;)