L33t = Y33+

DJ: ... I dont like the shirt. You look uncomfortable at how tight it is-
Me: 1st of all I look good in this shirt 2nd of all I look good in this shirt 3rd of all I look good in this shirt
me: SO TELL ME I DONT LOOK GOOD IN THIS SHIRT
DJ: .-. If another dude stares at you, im making you glare at him and-
Me: THAT WAS ONE TIME! And I had Jon Jon there .-.

Me: how can someone be so adorable-
DJ and Chara: ??
Me: BUT HOT AT THE SAME TIME?! *slams hands on a table*
DJ and Chara: 0-0

Chara: welcome to dating advice with Chara, Kolby whats your question?
Kolby: how do you know if a girl likes you?
Chara: she doesn't :D
Me, DJ, and Chara: *mental high five*

Person I dont like: oh as he came in through the window, with the sounder- (?)
Me Chara and DJ: shut the frick up! ah.
Person I dont like: ...man I was killin that crap-
Me Chara and DJ: killin my eardrums-

Person: ... *puts hand on angel's shoulder* Man you'll be alright-
Me Chara and DJ : touch me/her again and I'll kill you and your frickin family
Person: O_O *takes their hand off her shoulder* alright.

Chara: work it harder
Me: make it better
DJ: do it faster
Chara: makes up stronger
DJ: *something I cant understand*
Me: hours after
Chara: our work is
All three: never over.

Me: DJ can you teach me how to twerk?
DJ: *looks surprised*
DJ: no more tv *throws tv out window*
DJ: no more computer *throws computer out window*
Person I dont like: *gets hit with computer* ha! *passes out*
DJ: we're reading books from now on!
Me: *snickering at his reaction the whole time*

Kolby: quiet girls be like
*kolby keeps touching angel*
Me: stop touching me- stop touching me-
DJ Chara: STOP TOUCHING ME. STOP TOUCHING ME

Chara: a-all we need is somebody-
DJ: to lean on!
*both let Angel mentally lean on them while trying not to cry/kill someone at school*
Angel: oh eh oh oh eh oh-

Random:
Jamie: hey guys this is my little sister
Me: *quietly* hi.
Jamie: *pushes her into a pool* NO ONE. CARES
Me: *CANT FRICKIN SWIM*