TUNNERS SO BBG 😍😍😍🙏🙏🙏🙏

anyways. 🔞 warning >:3

Tunner :D

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He's really good at after care. He'll carry you to the shower and help you wash off, he will dress you (if you want to be clothed-), he will get you food if you want it, he'll DEFINITELY cuddle with you, basically he will do anything you want him to do.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On himself: his ears. He REALLY enjoys how they feel whenever you touch them.

On you: probably your waist. He loved holding your waist. He loved TOUCHING your waist. He loved ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUR WAIST-

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He cums a LOTTTT- and it doesn't help that he can last for like.. 13 rounds.. 😰

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He doesn't like to admit it, but he really likes the power dynamic between you do. The fact that's he's a sheriff and your just a basic sprunki REALLY gets him going.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

I mean.. he's 32, so yeah he's had a LOT of experience. (Also yes, I know not everyone in their 30s have gotten laid. But cmon.. ITS THE SEXY BABY GIRL- YOU CANT TELL ME HE DIDNT GET A LOT OF BITCHES-)

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Either the lotus or the chairman, he really just likes being able to hold you in his arms while he whispers in your ears.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He will Crack a couple jokes every now and then, but for the most part he likes to keep it as romantic as possible.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He honestly rarely grooms. He doesn't feel like he has to unless you ask him to. And yes, the carpet matches the drapes.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He tries to keep it as romantic as possible.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Surprisingly he actually doesn't ever masurbate. He enjoys when you pleasure him yourself.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Praise (giving)
Power exchange
Dirty talk
Hair pulling (or in this case ear pulling..? Recieveing)
Sex toys (giving)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He will only fuck you if you two are at home or in a private space. He would never fuck you in a bathroom or anywhere where you two could get caught.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Whenever you flirt with him and try to seduce him. If he knows you want it, he'll be ready. (Consent is so hot 😍😍🙏🙏)

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Public sex
Anything that would physically or mentally hurt either of you
Age play.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He LOVED giving you oral, and he's actually really REALLY good at it to.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He prefers slow and sensual. But he will speed up if you want him too, but no. He will NOT go to rough on you.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He doesn't like quickies at all. He wants to take his time when it comes to loving you.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

No, he absolutely will not take risks. If he feels like something could hurt you or him, he will not try it. No offense to your freaky self-

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Like I said before, he can go for ROUNDSSSS. The most you and him have went was 7, but he could do more.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He has a couple vibrators for you, but other then that he doesn't have a lot.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He will only tease if you enjoy it, if you don't, then he won't tease you.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's actually really vocal and pretty loud. He moans, groans, grunts, the whole deal.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He's actually had a threescore before. It was while he was drunk. It was with wenda and simon...

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

8 inches.. circumcised. that's all I gotta say.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He doesn't get horny that often, your guys relationship is a bit more on the innocent side then sexual.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He will only fall asleep after he knows your happy and comfortable. Fuck, even if YOU fell asleep he still wouldn't sleep until he takes care of you.

Who should I do next?????