Hello.

Uh...So.

There have been several interesting developments.

1. We've got enough proof that Michael can levitate.

2. A lot of people seem to be finding Mountain Dew and Squips at their house. I'm sorry. That's Reese. I'll talk about Reese later.

3. There are several people who are not participating in the Mountain Dew dare, and it's not chill.

4. Brooke has a crush on Chloe, and there are several pieces of evidence to back it up.

5. Dustin and Connor definitely know each other. So there is clearly a musical-wide weed network.

6. We're not gonna discuss the topic of Mr.Reyes x Hot Pocket. If you do, there will be consequences.

7. Reese is my girlfriend. You may also know her as Rich's Squip. :)

-Squip