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Welcome to the alleyway
Please enjoy your stay
We don't get company often,
So we're glad you dropped in!

Come meet the gang,
Feel free to use slang,
'Cause this is the jazzy alley,
We're the alley cats!

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I'm Tiger, the second in command
Don't get too close; I may just bite your hand!

Yeah, I'm Fluffball, my fur's glam!
Out of all cats, the prettiest I am!

My name's Princess, I'm the star,
Best not to go near, you'd better stay far.

Hey there pal, I am Red!
I may just hop onto your head!

Blackie's the name, mystery's the game,
I'm the tough one, better run!

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How ya doin', my name's Shadow.
Lurkin' around, black as a blackout.

Stripe comin' through, how do ya do?
I may do a few stunts for you!

I am Fang; go away,
Or I'll make sure that you hate your stay.

My name's Claw, I'm half-masked,
I'd prefer if you didn't ask.

Better run, here comes Wolf!
Gruff and tough, and full of stealth!

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(Tiger) "What, stealth!? That doesn't rhyme!"

(Wolf) "Well, what do YOU suggest?"

(Tiger) "I- ...never mind."

(Wolf) "Ha-ha, that's what I thought."

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Now listen up, I am Laci!
I'm the leader of this place, see?

I command the alley cats,
Making sure they do this and that.

We are coming after you,
So run right now to avoid being stewed!

We will cook you for our meal,
And you will never ever heal.

I have once bitten a kid,
So look out now, I'm dangerous!

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(Chorus)

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WE'RE THE ALLEY CATS!!!

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I wrote this a long time ago too .-. So some of it is dumb

But a short explanation is that in a fnaf crossover/parody thing I did there was a separate group/band called the alley cats sooo this is their theme song