So my mom has these skeletons that look like the "See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil" monkeys.

And she bought these little electric candles to put next to them to give them this eerie spoopy glow.

Well...she put one candle between the legs of one of the skeletons, and my mom was like "Oh...oh, that kinda looks like a deranged penis... Okay, moving that!"

And I slid over to her and went "I guess you could say that...turned him on."

Then I proceeded to lose my shit and laugh so hard while banging my hand on the counter and wiping tears from my eyes as my mom and stepdad rolled their eyes.