Chemistry

Mrs: Okay, so today when we talk about percentage value of quantity, we will be using- *pulls out mini packets of Peanut Butter and Plain M&Ms* M&Ms! So I want you each to take your own pack, dump them onto your paper, count them out, and get the percentage of each color. Then afterwards, I will let you dispose of them into your stomach, if you wish to do so.
Mrs: *walking around with each bag*
Me: *grabs a plain bag*
Ton: *grabs a Peanut Butter bag*
Mrs: Wait, Ton, aren't you allergic to peanuts?
Ton: Oh, highly!
Ton: *pulls out Epi-Pen*
Ton: But I've come prepared!
Mrs: No!! *swaps his bag for plain*
Ton: But I was ready...
Me: If you did that, you would've been the third person that I know who would've jabbed themselves with an Epi-Pen after exposing themselves to whatever they were allergic to!
Ton: Wait...third?!
Me: Yup! This past summer, my stepdad, who's highly allergic to horses, donkeys, zebras, and mules, took my cousin and me to the zoo, and then thought, 'I wonder if I'm still allergic to horses.', pulled out his Epi-Pen, and almost ran into the horse barn! But he got 2 feet from the door before my cousin and I had to pull him away or else his neck would have swelled up to the size of a football!
Ton: *laughs*
Me: Then back in August, my boyfriend, who's highly allergic to cranberries, came to my house, and I had made apple cranberry bread. He started cutting himself a piece and I said "Stop! You can't eat that!" He went "You can't keep me from food." I went "There's cranberries in that!" He went "Oh", pulls out his Epi-Pen, cuts a piece, eats it, jabs himself with the pen, then says "Call 911." before going into anaphylactic shock.
Ton: *chuckling* Holy shit! Is he okay?!
Me: Yeah. He's fine now, but at the time when the paramedics were there, all I thought was 'You're going to the Tech school to be a frickin nurse!! You're going there to learn MEDICINE!! Where the hell was your frickin head when you thought THAT was a good idea?!'