Paths crossed

Ale met Con, Nic, And Isa

This is how each one went:

Con:
Me: *talking to Gab* And anyways-
Gab: *coughcough* Turn around fool. *cough*
Me: ...Eh what?
Gab: *cough* Turn ya fucker. *cough*
Me: ...Um...so anyways-
Gab: *mutters* Turn around, dumbass!!
Ale: *puts his arms around me* Ah hiya!
Me: Oh hi!
Ale: *looks past me* Uh...-
Con: *towering over me* Darkness looms over like an overwhelming shadow of illusion.
Me: *jumps* Oh sweet Jesus! *ducks* Con, my boyfriend, Ale. Ale, my friend, Con.
Ale: Good teh meecha!
Con: Pleasure!
Ale and Con: *shake hands* *grabs each other's other elbow with their other hand and lock eyes*
Gab and Me: ...
Gab: *whispers* What're they doing?
Me: *whispers* I dunno. Establishing dominance? Forming a bromance? Possibilities are endless.

Isa:
Me, Ale, and Con: *talking after the concert*
Isa: *comes into the social circle*
Isa and Ale: *see each other*
Isa: ...New guy.
Me: Ale, this is my friend, Isa. Isa, this is my boyfriend, Ale.
Isa and Ale: *fist bump*
Isa: Chicken!
Ale: ...I'm sorry, what?
Me and Con: Just learn all of your basic poultry, and you'll be fine.
Ale: ...Wwwwhhyyy would I need to know all poultry-
Isa: Chicken-
Me: Veal. Anyways, does anyone have the time?

Nic:
Me, Isa, Con, and Ale: *talking*
Nic: No, why'd you make me giggle?!
Me: *turns around*
Nic: *nodding towards her dad while holding a coffee and a plate of cookies* He was sitting there, trying to make me laugh the entire time, making it extremely difficult to pay attention!!
Me: *points to Ale, who is still talking to Isa and Con* Well this dipshidiot and my stepdad sat not 8 rows from the front, but right in the front, and right behind Dr.! I was like "Nooo!! Must! Stay! Focused!"
Nic: Wait, whose the dipshidiot? *walks over to the social circle*
Ale: *sees Nic* Hey!
Nic: *smiles*
Me: Nic, this is my boyfriend, Ale. Ale, this is my friend, Nic.
Nic: Hi. I'd shake your hand, but I got food.
Ale: No worries.
Nic: Wait, did you say "boyfriend"?
Me: Yeah.
Nic: Is he the one that I...?
Me: Yep!!
Nic: Oh my god, hi!! Nic!!
Ale: ale!! I'm confused! What?
Me: Okay, so when I sent the text to you saying that I liked you, Nic and I, as well as 3 of our other friends were also there. All day, I had been toying with the idea of not even telling you how I felt, until she said "Do it!", so after I sent the text saying "I like you", she ripped the phone out of my hands and held my phone and stared at our conversation until you replied. Then she kept the straightest poker face and passed my phone around, but the further my phone went, the more the poker faces turned into faces of "Oh that ain't good". So I started kicking myself in the teeth, and as soon as the last girl gave me my phone back, I went from kicking myself in the teeth to biting on my lip to keep myself from screaming.
Ale: *chuckles*
Me: So yeah, you are looking at the reason why you and I are together. *looks at Nic* Cuz it she didn't say "Do it!", I probably would've held off for days, weeks, months. Heck, maybe even long enough that we wouldn't even be together right now.
Nic: Oh shit, too much responsibility!
Ale: Mood!!