I'm having the WORST nosebleed of my life right?

So I'm in my room, all dressed and my mom is helping me make a temporary "bed" just so if it happens again, it's not all over my good beddings. All of the sudden, I just start laughing hysterically!! Like I'm sitting there, pinching my nose and laughing so hard, Years are coming out of my eyes!!

My mom looked at me and she was like "It's like you're mentally ill or something! What the hell is wrong with you?!" Which, for some reason, made me laugh harder, and I explained this to her.

April
Biology
Ale and Me: *in the "just going to Prom as friends" zone*
Class: *getting ready to take a test*
Ale: *sitting behind me* *thinking* I don't feel right. My head feels like heated lead, but my body feels fine. I feel exhausted, but I feel like I could go run a marathon.
Teacher: Scholars, let's begin our test!
Ale: *whispers* I have to sneeze.
Ale: *thinks* And this is where life's gonna turn to shit then hit the fan.
Ale: *covers his nose* *sneezes 100% blood*
Ale: *blood sprays EVERYWHERE!! His test was covered, the desk was covered! He looked up and my back and arms were covered!! And I was tensed*
Ale: *thinks* Welp, there went any fucking chances I had with her!
Teacher: God bless- *looks at Ale* Oh my god...
Don: *sees Ale* Who the hell'd you murder?! I'm sorry I used that word, but oh my god!
Cas: Oh mah gaww!! Is everywhere!!!
Ale: *looks around*
Ale: *looks in his backpack*
Ale: *pinching his nose* Dammit, I forgot my tampon! Welp, I guess it's my time of the month again!! Can I go to the nurse?
Class: *laughing hysterically*
Teacher: Go! And take her with you. *points at me*