Last night, I watched the Jeopardy Championship Finals and during Small Talk, Alex Trebek asked each Finalist what they did with their big winnings

One college student said "I bought 3 cars that were all older than me!" ('82, '90, And '92. I can't remember what models they were.)

Another guy used the money to pay for him and his wife to take up blacksmithing.

Another college kid used it to buy his first house after only one person (a real estate agent) recognized him after he became a Jeopardy Champion Finalist.

But what was Austin "Hasn't Been Seen In 2 Weeks Even Though He Won Jeopardy" Rogers's answer when he was asked?

"I dunno. I'll decide after I get my winnings."

THEY KICKED HIM OFF JEOPARDY AND THEN LET HIM CONTINUE ON THE CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT!! IM DEAD!!