So Ale calls his friends "scrub" all the time

Anytime he sees one of his friends in the hall, it doesn't matter if he's on one end and they're on their other end, he'll scream "_______, YOU'RE A SCRUB!!"

Like, if someone calls you a scrub, you're not a scrub.
If Ale calls you a scrub, you are, and always will be, a scrub.

I mean, he planned out Halloween. His costume is just gonna be him in his old nurse scrubs and a crown from Party City (while I'm just in my kangaroo beanie baby onesie) and we're gonna go to his two friends who live on my street and he's gonna knock on their door, and as soon as they answer, he's gonna say "Bow down to me scrub! For I am your Scrub Lord!"