So my mom and I went to the Hard Rock Cafe last night for dinner and this happened

Mom: *hands guy who seats us our seat slip*
Har: *guy who seats us* A-thank you madam! *drops slip* sHIT- *catches it mid-fall* Gothcha, ya bitch! *gets menus* Anyways, right this ways ladies.
Mom and Me: *following him*
Me: Nice catch!
Har: Thanks! That's only the 18th time I've done that today! I'm proud of myself!
After We Sit
Har: So have you ladies been here before?
Mom: We've been to other ones before. I've been to this one, but she hasn't.
Har: Oh really?!
Mom: And this is actually her first time here in this city!
Har: Oh my god!!
Me: Yup!
Har: How ya liking it so far?
Me: It's really cool!
Har: Just really busy, though?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: *tells him all the places we used to live and where we live now*
Har: I'm actually from **********!! But then my mom moved from ********* and every time I had to drive through your guy's hometown in the dead of winter, I was like "This is a pitch black winter, snowy hell. I'm in the middle of the road and I'm hoping to GOD someone doesn't veer into me so I don't die, yet I'm praying to Jesus someone does so I don't have to deal with this shit anymore!".
Mom: Well...19% cheaper with 20% more money in my pay.
Har: And you moved there PURPOSELY?!
Mom: Well yeah! More money, cheaper living!
Har: You're crazy honey! You better be doing what you were doing there here.
Mom: I was.
Har: Okay. .... You're still crazy.

I thought he was like Sky BonBon_the_BubbleTea