And if I didn't made this clear

Almost ALL of the guys went as greasers today

Including almost ALL of the male teachers

Including Ale and Mr. T!!

With Mr. T, he had a leather jacket, white polo, a pair of Levi's, converse, slicked back hair, and NO GLASSES!! (One of my friends Lil said "I never knew I needed a "Contacts T" in my life until now!!!"

All the girls were dumb-brained, including me and I walked into school that day trying to figure out what day it was, and after 30 Minutes, he went "Guys, you were so far ahead yesterday. What's the big deal today?" And Chr, a senior who's dressed up like a Greaser, said "Mr. T, if I may?" *ahem* "You need to stop being so damn hot!! Right now, you don't look 23, you look 18!! You look like you could be a competing Senior Greaser who would win because he's so good looking!! All the girls in this class are mentally drooling over you, and all the men are thinking "I really want to look like him". So couldja tone it down just a few notches so the girls could focus, the good looking Greaser guys can feel like they have a chance with the girls, and the nerdy Greasers...I.e....me...can feel like I have a chance at being at the same level as the other Greasers?!"

And after Chemistry, I stood in the halls thinking 'Okay, I don't know if Ale participated in this, but even if he didn't, I'm gonna have to keep my eye out for him.' All while a bunch of different people walked towards me and I was like "Greaser. Greaser. Greaser. Hippie. He kinda looks like Richard Vernon. Bobby sockser. Pink Lady. Pink LadIES. That Greaser's kinda hot-"

Greaser: *walking with his hands in his pockets*
"Heya beautiful!"

O-o
*runs after the hot Greaser*
"thAt GreASEr's mY BOyfRIenD!!"
*runs and hugs his arm*
*mini hearts shooting out of my head*