On one Jeopardy episode, the category was "Animal Bands" And the question was

"The lead of this hit sings "You can checkout any time you like, but you can never leave!"."

And Austin replied "Who are The Eagles..." IN SUCH A SAD AND DISMAL WAY LIKE HE WAS A LITTLE BOY WHO GOT TOLD THAT SANTA DOESNT EXIST

LIKE I WANTED TO JUST GIVE THIS MAN A COOKIE, GIVE HIM HEAD PATS, AND TELL HIM EVERYTHING WAS GONNA BE OKAY