Geometry

Class: *finished with a quiz*
Me: *doing a crossword puzzle with all elements (which fUCK ME MAN)*
Cor: Hey Mr T?
Mr T: Hmm?
Cor: Do you have an Instagram?
Mr T: No.
Mac: He's bluffing.
Mr T: I don't.
Cor: ...You sure 'bout that?
Mr T: You're really asking me if I'm sure that I don't have an account?
Sta: I'm gonna go find him. *pulls up Instagram*
Mr T: Good luck.
Me: *listening*
Sta: *says a punny name*
Mr T: *laughs* That's pretty good.
Me: *mentally* Plus one for that pun.
Sta: Nope, not the pun. Let me just try his regular name.
Me: *mentally* Why are you even bothering?
Mr T: I don't have an- I give up. *walks over to his desk*
Cor: Let me try something. *pulls up Snapchat*
Me: *mentally* Jesus Christ, will ya just let it go?
Cor: ...Hmm, nope, not on Snapchat.
Lex: Let me see something. *pulls up Facebook* *types in his name* Hey, I found him!
Me: *mentally* Okay, you've had your fun and games-
Lor, Cor, Mac, Lex, and Sta: *passing around Lex's phone*
Lor, Cor, Mac, Lex, and Sta: *all getting on Facebook and friend requesting Mr T*
Me: *whispers* Are you for fucking serious...?
Mr T: *looks at his phone* *glares at them*
Lor: Look at how popular he is!
Cor: *snickering* Look at his dumb picture!
Sta: Aww, look at him and his boyfriend!
Mac: Aw crap, he denied my friend request.
Me: *mentally* Good.
Lor: Mine too.
Cor: And mine.
Lex: And me.
Sta: Yep.
Me: *whispers* Thank god.
Cor: Sent him another one.
Me: *mentally* fOR FUCK-
Mr T: *walks over* Guys, stop!
Lor: What?
Mr T: Stop trying to friend request me!
Sta: Why?
Mr T: I don't want students meddling in my personal life!
Lex: Wow Mr T, you're getting pushy.
Mr T: I'm not getting pushy! Is having my own privacy really too much to ask?
Me: No. *turns to Mr T* It's not. They are just too obliviously blind and self-righteously enamored to see it. *turns back around*
Mr T: I wanna talk to you guys after class. *notions to Lex, Sta, Mac, Lor, Cor, And Me*
Lor: Teacher's pet.
Me: Call me what you want, but what you guys just did just pissed me the fuck off!

Mr T told the 5 of them how what they were doing was wrong and how they weren't taking his side to it into consideration, and he wanted me to explain why I jumped in and I explained what I dealt with with my mom for 11 years, and he understood where I was coming from.