This happened during Chemistry

Class: *doing a worksheet*
Sub: You can work with a buddy.
Chr: Uh...does anyone want to work with me?
Joh: I'll work with you~~~
Chr: o-o
Chr: Anyone else?
Ton: *slides the desk behind me over towards his* I'll be your..."buddy"~~
Chr: O-o
Chr: Stay-
Chr: *kicks Ton's desk back*
Chr: BACK Satan!!
Chr: Y'all mo'fuck'hs need Jesus!
Chr: Anyone else? Or else I'm working alone.
Aus: So~~
Chr: I need an adult.
Dom: *slides into the desk next to Chr* I'm an adult.~
Chr: OnO
Me: Chr, you're more screwed than a hooker sitting in the lawn seats at a Motley Crüe concert.
Chr: Not if I do this. *sits next to me*