Yesterday in the car, somehow my parents and I were talking about ass and boobs and I said "Well I am a good fan of plot, myself." (I was trying to quote Joey, TheAn1meMan)

And my parents went from laughing to be dead quiet before my mom said "Did you just say that you're a big fan of cock, yourself?!"

And me, not knowing what to say that'll get me in the least amount of trouble, went "...Well I mean...I am straight after all-"

And my mom went "Take a nap!! Just be 5 again and take a nap!!!"