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Audience Musical
Ethan: Order! I said "Order"! I am the judge and I will now let my client speak!
Bob: Uhhh...
Ethan: Is...is there anything you want to say?
Bob: ...Uhhh....
Ethan: A-all you have to say is one word. One word is all it takes and you're off of the death charge!
Bob: ...Janitor!
Audience: *laughs*
Ethan: Hang on a second. *stands up* *goes to imaginary window* SHUDDUP, YOU RAVENS!! *slams window shut*
Audience: .....
Bob: Wow judge, that window works magic!
Wade: *off to the side* The Ravens are their opposing football team-
Bob: Shuddup Wade-I-I mean-jury member whom I have no relationship with!!

Change
Ethan: *playing a son who's looking for relationship advice*
Mark: *playing Ethan's father*
Ethan: Dad, how do I ask a girl out?
Mark: Well son, you just gotta ease your way into her heart.
*Ding*
Mark: Well son, you just gotta slooowly make her wet.
*Ding*
Mark: Fuck her heart out-
*Ding*
Mark: *gargle*
Ethan: I just have to *gargle* my way into Stacy's heart-
*Ding*
Ethan: I just have to *gargle* my way into Stacy's mom's heart-
Mark: Yes-
*Ding*
Mark: Wait, you and I are fucking Stacy's Mom?
Ethan: Oh shit-
*Ding*
Ethan: Y'know Dad, you're a single bachelor.
Mark: Yes son, I know-
Ethan: There's a reason why I never come to you for love advice.
Audience: OOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!
Mark: Well-I-Well son I am-
*Ding*
Mark: Y'know I hear a knock at the door.
Ethan: Who is it?
*Ding*
Ethan: Who's knocking at the door?
Mark: Well I don't- *opens door* Oh look, Stacy's Mom!
Wade: *in a girly voice* Hello Ethan!
Mark: Stacy's Mom, you've got it going on.
*Ding*
Mark: You've got the goods-
*Ding*
Mark: DAAYUMM LADY!! YOUR ASS IS GETTING THICC!!
Wade: *giggles* Thank you!!
Mark: I brought you over to give you the...special news.
Wade: Oh what is it?
*Ding*
Wade: What could it be?
*Ding*
Wade: Oh mercy me-
*Ding*
Wade: *normal voice* What the hell d'ya want?
Ethan: *trying not to laugh* Oh my grandma, what deep voice you have...I mean, I-
Mark: Look, my son has the *gurgle* for you.
Ethan: *backing away*
Wade: He has the *gurgle* for me?! I've always had the *hip thrusts* for him-
*Ding*
Wade: I've always had the *screams* for him-
*Ding*
Wade: I've always loved him so much, I've wanted to fuck him dead!
Mark: Y-yay!! Happy wedding!!
*Ding*
Mark: Dear fucking god!! Someone please end this fucking scene!!