This happened during breakfast

Me and Ale: *walks into cafeteria* *walks up to Car, Eks, Bre, Sti, And Kon*
Sti: *to Eks* Yeah, there's been my shit for a Thursday.
Eks: No one cared.
Sti: Well fuck you dude!
Eks: Okay, that was kinda rude.
Sti: Well no fuckin shit man-
Eks: I meant "No one-eth cared-eth.".
Sti: Fuck you, man.
Eks: You wish you could.
Sti: Can I still get a ride home from Tech?
Eks: No.
Ale: Can I get a ride home from Tech?
Eks: ...
Ale: ...
Me: *thought* Okay, this is a conversation between Eks and Ale, and knowing that, there's gonna be some BDSM in here, probably firstly coming frooom... *looks at Eks*
Eks: I dunno. Whippsies's off the clock today, due to whip malfunctions, but James is working with the gags and bondage. Is that gonna be okay?
Me: *loudly sighs and tries not to laugh* *turns around and tries to walk away*
Ale: *twirls his finger in one of my ponytails* *Lenny face* Oh my! That sounds lovely!
Me: *giggles* My god, you two! Why the hell's it always with the bondage?!
Eks: Hey, don't be judgin our asses when you decided to take Spirit Day as a day to look like the Harley Quinn of ***********!!
Ale: What? *pulls on my ponytail*
Me: *fumbles back* Ow-
Ale: *stares intensely at me*
Me: ...
Ale: *slightly cocks his head to the side* *sees it* *lets go of my hair*
Me: Thank you ba- *looks at him* Babe?
Ale: *maJOR Joker smile*

and I have my hair in ponytails, and loose strand of hair, and paw prints by both my eyes