D'ya wanna know how this is weirder?

I got swoozy boi's phone charger

When we got to his city, he grabbed his backpack (the ONLY OTHER THING HE CAME WITH OTHER THAN HIS PHONE), handed me his charger, and went "Muchas gracias niña bonita...for ah well...for putting up with my drunk ass, ya know?"

Then he winked at me and walked off the fucking train

And the two ladies that he was talking to all day (and we're getting off at the same place he was) looked at me and I said "D'ya wanna take him his charger?" And one woman said "No no. Damned fool's gonna wake up tomorrow hungover, slightly sober, and majorly regretting this stupid decision. Keep it, it's yours."