She put him in the fuckin bathroom.
Right by the toilet.

The.
Fuckin.
Bathroom.

By.
The.
Toilet.

I legit went to the downstairs bathroom to piss this morning.

When I was asked why I did that, I said "The thought of being watched while pissing is like the thought of being watched while masturbating: it's weird!!"

...then I got asked if it's ever happened to me...

WHY TF-