Yesterday
Ale: Oh, I think they're here.
Me: Red Jeep?
Ale: Yeah.
Me: Now is it Noa (older bro) or Jak (oldest bro) who's getting you?
Ale: *shrugs* Dunno. It could be both for all we know. *grabs his hoodie* Alrighty, it's been a good time seein ya! *hugs me*
Me: And I can say the same.
Ale: Okay, see ya Ruthie.
Me: See...ya... *shuts door to screened-in porch*
Kimchi: *whines and howls*
Me: *looks at my parents* I'm just gonna...slip...out. *opens door*
Kimchi: *runs out*
Ale: *picks him up* Hey bud! Again!
Noa: *pulls up to the house* *honks horn*
Ale: Welp, *puts Kimchi down* I gotta go.
Me: Yup. *hugs him* See ya Monday.
Ale: *walks down stairs* See ya-
Noa: HOLY SHIT!! THAT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND?!?
Ale: Y-yeah.
Noa: BOTH-A YA, C'MERE!!
Me and Ale: *walks towards the Jeep*
Noa: Shit man!!! I passed by her 6 times in the hall on Friday, 'n I didn't even know I passed by a Fam member!!!!! Hello Fam!!!!!!
Jak: Noa, dear Noa, can you nOT SCREAM DIRECTLY INTO MY EAR?!?
Noa: Oh Jesus Jak, suck it up, Buttercup!
Ale: *holding the bridge of his nose* Would you believe I'm...genetically attached to these fuck-o jackasses?
Me: "Genetically attached", huh? That's a new way of saying "related".
Ale: Well I gag every time I or someone else says that we're- *gags* related.