Biology
Today

Ale: *walks in* So- *goes to sit on his table* how you do- *misses edge and nearly falls* shiT- *catches himself*
Me: *helps him* Y'okay?
Ale: Yeah, yeah. I'm fine. So- *hops up on table* okay. So, how you doin- *whacks hand on table outlets* Owww... *shakes his hand*
Me: *holds his hand* Sweet Jeezuns Kyoya! Hey Ale, do me a favor. Please don't break this kid. I like this kid. This kid is cute and perfect. There's only one of this kid. Don't break him, please? Thanks! 'Ppreciate it!
Ale: *chuckles* I can try! No promises, though!

*While We're Taking A Test*
"CRAAAASH" FROM BEHIND ME
Me: *mentally* Based on how his day's been going, I'm pretty sure your beloved klutz just fell out of his chair...
Me: *mentally* Just turn around and check on him at least.
Me: *turns around*
Ale: *looks up* *smiles and sticks his tongue out*
Me: *smiles and sticks my tongue out*
Ale and Me: *chuckles and turns around*
Me: *mentally*! Well now I have NO fuckin idea what the hell that was!!

*15 Minutes Later*
Ale: Hey, why'd you turn around to me during the tests?
Me: Cuz I heard the big "CRASH" behind me, and I thought 'Well, based on the day your beloved klutz is having, I'm pretty sure he just fell out of his chair. Better turn around and make sure he's okay.' I turned around, you looked up, I went 'Oh, he okay. But who dah fuck den?'
Wil: That was my bad. I stood up to go turn in my test, and my foot got stuck on the leg of the chair next to me and it tipped over.
Me: Oooohhhh, so that's who dah fuck den!
Ale: Yeeaah! He who dah fuck den.