Lunch
Ale, Car, Kon, Seb, and Jos: *playing Magic: the Gathering*
Me: *watching*
Ale: *has his arm around my chair*
Kon: Ale, question.
Ale: Mhm?
Kon: *whispers the question to Ale and glances at me*
Me: *smiles*
Ale: Yep.
Kon: Nice man!!
Seb: What's "yep"?
Ale: We're together now.
Jos: Cool!
Seb: Congrats!
Car: *looks at me* Don't break him, please.
Me: ...Kay.
Car: *looks at Ale* 'N you treat this girl right, y'hear?
Ale: *nods*
Kon: I was trying to figure that out all last week. Cuz she stayed over here, and I started to go "They together?".
Ale: Oh, if you asked last week, we woulda said "no".
Me: But since you asked today, the answer's "yes".
Kon: Wait a minute. Mothah fuckah, when?!
Me: When what?
Jos: When'd you two get together?
Me: *opens my mouth*
Seb: Jos, Kon, if I say "weekend", what do you think of?
Kon and Jos: Saturday and Sun....day...
Jos: Can't lie, kinda forgot about that.
Kon: Same.
Seb: IT'S MONDAY!! WE JUST HAD THE WEEKEND!!
Kon: *points to his head* Monday Brain got rainin' rain.
Seb: *facepalming*