Choir

Me: *walks over to Nic, Con, Kam, and Isa* *arms in air* FAM-
Kam: If yes means no, and no means yes, then how 'bout you and me this Saturday, yes?
Me: *drops arms* ....Honey, not now.
Nic and Kam: *laughs*
Nic: Honestly, same
Kam: That's how I flirt! I confuse them!
Nic: I just go "Sup. Nic. You're cute. So you single? Oh you are. Well I'll be this way. Okay byyyeee!!!"
Everyone: *laughs*
Isa: This is my way of flirting: I just go "Isa.", go on a 2-hour rant on how this government's gonna be run by two monkeys and how it should be fixed, bada-bing-bada-boom, girlfriend.
Nic: *laughs*
Isa: Worked for me!! *looks at Kam*
Kam: ...Boi.
Con: I just go "I'm Con. We're friends now." Then, that friend magically turns into my girlfriend. I dunno how, if it's something I say or do, but girls find me cute.
Me: This is my flirting: I have a panic attack, then go "Ayy, can I have yo numbah?".
Everyone: *bursts into laughter*
Isa: How'd that work out for ya?
Me: I'll let ya know know after Prom!