So I was at my grandmothers yesterday with my dad, and my aunt (Les), cousin (Kam), aunt's fiancé (Sea), and her fiance's son (Jax) were over there too.

After only 2 hours and one Reese's egg, Jax started jabbing away and laughing. We were having him say his colors, but since he's only 3, he still can't talk that well, so we would point to Kam's leggings and go "Hey Jax, what color are these?" And he'd go "Fruck!" meaning "Black".

It got us all laughing then Sea chimed in, saying "This is probably why I'm getting screamed at! He's probably trying to say "black" and his mom thinks he's saying "f-"...something else."

Anyways, every time I laughed, Jax always looked at me, smirked and-I swear to fUCK- wriggled his eyebrows. Les looked at Sea and went "Holy Christ! He is your child!" And my dad went "Hey Jax! Quit flirting with my daughter!" And that sent Jax on a laughing fit!!