So my mom and I went to see John Green yesterday, right? (Phenomenal btw, cuz I mean, he's John fuckin Green!! All he has to do is exist!!) But before we did, we went to The Cheesecake Factory for dinner.

Dude, our waiter was channeling his inner Lin-Manuel Miranda!!!!

I'm not fuckin lying!!!

And the guy who seated us looked like CHRIS ROCK!!!