These happened in Algebra

Teacher: *getting emotion by all the students coming in cuz it's her last day before retirement*
Mic: I know how to handle this. Can I lock the door?
Teacher: No Brother Mic. Knowing you, you're gonna find a way to somehow lock yourself out.
Mic: No I won't. Please?
Teacher: No.
Mic: Please?
Teacher: No.
Mic: Please?
Teacher: No-
Mic: JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN KEYS!!
Teacher: *hands them to him* Okay! Jesus!
Mic: Thanks. *walks over to the door* *opens it to lock it from the outside*
Door Shuts
Teacher: Where's Brother Mic?
Mic: *knocking on the door*
Everyone: *laughing*
Teacher: He locked himself out- I told him he'd do that!!

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Me: I think I'm gonna head down to the Junior High to tell some teachers "bye".
Aur: I'm coming with.
Lil: Same.
Me, Aur, and Lil: *at the door*
Me: Bye Teacher! Have a wonderful summer!
Teacher: Oh is it that time already?!
Me: No, not yet.
Lil: We were just gonna go down to the Junior High.
Hol: Why? All the teachers are outside.
Me: Well I have no reason to go-
Eth: *opens door and walks in*
Me: *mentally* How did you-
Mic: HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE?! I LOCKED THE DOOR!!
Eth: *shrugs* I guess you didn't do that good of a job at it, I guess.

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Mic: Teacher, how bout-since we're all close to you-you just tell the teachers you don't like off!
Teacher: No Brother Mic. Plus, it'll be quicker and easier to go around to the teachers I do like.
Mic: What's the worse that could happen? They fire you? You're already signed into retirement!
Teacher: *laughs*
Mic: And if they try to, we can all squad up behind you like Secret Services. Just like- *stands straight with his hands folded by his hips*. And you can go- *makes his voice really high* "I don't like you for this reason and this reason. Oh pray tell! Onto the next teacher."
Everyone: *laughing their asses off*
Mic: And again, we can squad up behind you while you roast teachers.