Me: *texts Ale*
Me: *puts phone in back pocket with screen facing people*
Me: *goes shopping with Dad*
*2 Hours Later*
Me: *gets home*
Me: *walks in front of Dad*
Ale: *texts me*
Dad: Your boyfriend texted you-
Me: I know, I felt me arse buzz.
Dad: *unlocks door to apartment*
Me: And for the last time, he's not my boyfriend.
Dad's Roommate: *sitting in living room* So, who's the new boyfriend?
Me: DROPSIES!!