Me: Yes!! Tomorrow's the last day of school this week, then it's Spring Break!!
Anxiety: Do you know what else is Spring Break?
Me: ...Vacation with Dad?
Anxiety: I take it you don't. Good thing I have it in my- *pulls out big ass calendar named "Anxiety's Big Ass Anxiety Attack Calendar"* calendar. *flips to random page* Ah yes, it says right here in big, fat Sharpie "Spring Break: Tell. Him. The. TR-"
Me: *closes calendar on Anxiety's face* Oops.
Logic: Now remember, you said you'd do this 2 and a half weeks ago. These feelings have been around for months.
Anxiety: *gets himself out of the calendar*
Me: I know, but if I tell him over Spring Break, I'm gonna seem like the girl who's moving faster than frickin SONIC!!
Morality: Wait a minute, is that that fast, spikey, blue thing?
Me: Yeah.
Morality: I thought his name was "Bingo".
Me: "Bingo"?
Morality: *sings* Bingo was his name-o!
Me: Focus! I don't know what to do right now!
Anxiety: *rubbing his nose* I'd say tell him before Easter Sunday, so you don't look like the-
Me: oKAY!! I'm stoppin you before you even start!
Logic: Okay, I'd say give it a week or a week and a half. You're right; you asked for his number just last Tuesday and asked him to Prom on Friday. Fully admitting yourself to him within a week and half of getting his number would be a bit too much, now wouldn't it?
Me: Yeah.
Morality: See?  Now didn't we all have fun today?
Logic: FUN?! What fun did you have?! I had to rearrange my already busy schedule!!
Anxiety: I got my head slammed in a book!!
Morality: *sings* ....There was a kid who was not here, and "Morality" was his name-o! *sinks*