Lunch
Yesterday

Kon, Car, Seb, Sim, Ale, and Me: *sits at our table*
Ale: So how you guys doin?
Car: *points to his wrapped up arm* Broke my ulna last night. The gauze wrap goes all the way from my wrist to my shoulder, even though it's broken by the elbow.
Kon: We had to go to the ER after we thought he sprained it and took him to the walk-in.
Seb: Wait a minute, how'd you break it? By jumping off a roof?!
Car: No. I fell.
Ale: Off a porch?
Car: No, I fell.
Me: You fell? What's ya do, tip over and go- *looks at arm* "Shit"?!
Car: No. So our dad is gonna revised our barn, and he had me go pull out some nails. One of 'em wanted to be a little fucker and-
Me: You pulled, lost your footing, and went ass over teacup.
Car: Yup! Down a hill!
Sim: Jesus Christ!
Wes: *walking back to his table* *looks at Car's arm* What the- what the hell'd you do to your arm?!?
Car: I tried to yank a nail out and I fell on my elbow.
Wes: ARE YOU KIDDING?! THAT'S THE MOST ANTI-CLIMACTIC WAY!!!
Car: YUP!!
Wes: So your klutzy ass broke your arm all because you can't stand up straight?!
Car: *nods*
Me: So my cousin breaks his ulna because he skateboards down my hill of a driveway and crashes into my burning barrel. You break your ulna because of a damn nail!!
Car: Yup!! This'll be a story for the reunion!!