Biology
Teacher: *not in room*
Me: And she pushed off of me with her claws out and got me here- *shows cat scratches on shoulder* and here. *shows cat scratches on arm*
Ale: Oh no. Are you okay?
Me: Yeah. She's psychotic and I should've known better.
Ale: Ok-
Jul: *from the other side of the room* Hey Ruthie.
Me: *turns around* Yeah?
Jul: *points back and forth from Ale to me* How long have you two been a thing?
Me: Almost a month.
Ale: Yep. Next Tuesday'll mark a month.
Teacher: *walks in* (o-o) "A month" what?
Don: What's the matter, Mrs. *?
Jul: I just asked Ruthie how long her and Ale have been dating. They said "A month".
Teacher: o-o
Teacher: Well I'll be it!! The guy who asked me how to ask her- *points to me* and the girl who asked me how to ask him- *points at Ale* who were comfortable enough to come to me for help on asking each other to the Prom are in a relationship. That's a first.
Me and Ale: 0-0
Jul: Aww, they are perfect for each other!! Look, they're both expressing the same thing!!
Me and Ale: *looks at each other*
Me and Ale: You went to her for Prom advice? Don't judge, you did it too. Okay, we're done miming...now!! *laughs*