Lunch
Me, Kon, Car, Seb, Eks, and Ale: *sitting at table*
Mit: Hey Ale, gotta ask you a question.
Ale: *stands up* Yeah?
Mit: So-
Me: *zones out*
Me: *reeeeaaally zones out for 5 minutes*
Mit: So can you?
Ale: I'll see what I can do.
Mit: Thanks man! You dah best! *lITERALLY CUPS ALE'S ASS*
Ale: *jumps*
Mit: *sits at his table*
Eks: *looks at Ale* Why do you look like you've seen some shit?
Ale: Whatiswithmyassbeingatopicofinterest?!?
Me: *looks to my right (hi' ass)* I mean...it looks sculpted-
Ale, Seb, Eks, and Car: o-o
Me: *laughs* I'm sorry!
Car: *looks at me while shuffling cards* What deh FUCK?!
Seb: *goes back to shuffling cards* I'm just gonna pretend I didn't hear that...
Kon: Dude, she's his girlfriend! She basically has a little pass to say that!
Me: No I don't. That was bad! I'm sorry.
Ale: My ass feels like it's getting pinched.
Kon, Seb, and Car: *looks at me*
Me: *holds hands up* I'm not touching his ass again!! I swear!! Look!
Eks: "AGAIN"?!
Me: We we're walking in the hall. He had his arm around me, mine around his back. Someone ran into me, I fell, so did my arm. He helped me up, my arm never moved. I went 'That's no problem. My hand's on his back!' It was not on his back, it was on that bass. But Ale, do you wanna tell Eks what you said?
Ale: *sighs* She apologized and I said, "No probs. Plus, didja hear any complaints from me?".
Eks: Wow, Bec and Sha have been dating for 2 years and neither of them have gotten dah booty. You two are dating for 2 weeks and you already got his booty. Productivity at it's finest.