This Past Sunday
Ale: *at my house*
Ale and Me: *playing GameCube: Mario Party 5 on my Wii*
Phone: *turns on because Twitter buzzed*
Ale: *looks at my phone* *sees an old text from him as a notification*
Ale: "Cinnamon ****"?
Me: Yeah.
Ale: Why doe?
Me: Cuz your last name's ****. It sounds like Roll. "Cinnamon ****".
Ale: Ooohhh.
Me: That and you're a cinnamon roll: too sweet for this Earth.
Ale: Awww-wait, I'm not pure and innocent for this Earth?
Me: ...
Me: Do we need to flashback to Prom Dinner?
Ale: Hey, it was 5 in the afternoon and I hadn't said anything dirty since the day before!
Me: *laughs*
Ale: Plus, I have to be dirty sometimes! Think about it though: I'm not spitting lewd shit out 24/7 like Car. I'm only lewd 31% of the time.
Me: What about the other 69-
Ale: *laughs*
Me: *facepalms and laughs* You may be my sweet bean, but oh my lord and Jesus...