I started making Hamilton jokes all throughout dinner yesterday. These are all of them. (Stuff in ITALICS are Hamilton references and I sing them)

-Mom: *whispers* Get a pic of him to show Con!
Me: Okay. *pulls out phone* I am not throw'n away my shot!

-Mom: Okay, I just realized that our waiter kinda looks like Lin.
Me: I know, and I have an anecdote.
Mom: Oh?
Me: *clears throat* When he was 10, his father split; full of it. Debt-ridden. Two years, never see Alex-
Mom: *laughs*

-Me: Hey ma?
Mom: Hm?
Me: How much d'ya think he makes an hour?
Mom: Dunno. I mean...the guy's not workin at Perkin's, so I wouldn't be able to tell you.
Me: D'ya think he makes 10 dollahs an hour to be the 10 dollah foundin father without a father-
Mom: *laughs*

-Waiter: *at another table taking an order*
Me: Hey ma, ya see what he's writing with?
Mom: Yeah; a pencil-
Me:  -to his temple, connected to his brain. And he wrote his first refrain; a testament to his name!
Mom: Okay, I think we're done.

-Me: *watches the waiter wait on 12 other tables*
Me: Man, he really needs to take a break!!

-Waiter: *brings along an assistant* Hey ladies, this is my assistant, John.
John: (he looks JUST like Anthony Ramos!!) nervously* H-hi gals.
Waiter: He's just starting here, and he'll be starting you guys off with something to drink.
John: Alright, what would you two gals like? *flips notebook over*
Notebook paper: *"Me= Hamilton's Obedient Servant"*
Me: *biting my lip to stop myself from laughing*

-4:20
Waiter: *goes and waits on tables in the front part of the restaurant*
Me: Okay.
4:40
Me: Oh no... Please don't tell me his shift ended 10 minutes ago and no one told us. I really want to be able to see him one la-ast ti-ime!
Mom: *facepalms and laughs* God dammit Ruthie...

-Me: *sees that only two ladies and my mom and I are the only people in the back along with the waiter*
Me: It's quiet uptown. I never liked the quiet before.
Mom: Okay, that's enough.

-Waiter: Here are the desert menus! What will you ladies be getting tonight?
Me: *sees they have a chocolate hazelnut cheesecake with Nutella on top* Ooo! That looks good!
Waiter: That one's been a crowd favorite for the past week!
Me: May I please have the Chocolate Hazelnut Crunch?
Waiter: You may!
Me: I saw it and thought, How can I say no to this? (I wasn't gonna sing when he was right there!)
Waiter: *walks away*
Me: And her body's saying "Hell yes~"-

-Mom: *paying the bill*
Me: *looks at my mom's tip* Hey mom, did you give him any 1's?
Mom: No.
Me: I guess he doesn't have Washington on his side.
Mom: Wait, I'll tip with a 10! (SHE ACTUALLY DID AND I NEARLY CHOKED!!)

-Waiter: Well alright ladies, I hope you both have a lovely day and enjoy the sunshine!
Mom and Me: Thank you! You too!
Waiter: Thanks. *walks away*
Me: He should be able to cuz A-Ham shot it 'fore gettin shot b'fore sunrise.