This happened after Bio

Me and Ale: *walking to Ale's locker*
Me: Man, did it get cold in here or what?!
Ale: Yeah, I know!
Me: Yeah.
Ale: Will this help? *puts his arm around me*
Me: *smiles* Yes, very much so. *puts my arm around him*
Someone: *bumps into me*
*Mind you, there's 6 lanes of people walking in a 3-lane wide hall*
Me: *stumbles a bit*
Ale: *helps stabilize me*
Me: *hand with poor circulation and feeling slides down a bit*
Ale: Y' okay?
Me: Yeah.
Me: *doesn't know whether I'm feeling backpack material or...rear denim...*
Me: Hey Ale?
Ale: Yeah?
Me: Is my hand on your bag or your uh...butt?
Ale: A bit-a both.
Me: *blushies*
Ale: And to be honest, it's on like, 80% of my butt.
Me: *takes my hand away* Oh my god, I am so sorry.
Ale: Hey, no probs. Plus, didja hear a complaint comin from me? *winks and smirks*
Me: *laughs* Ale!!