This happened on Saturday. (Ava is the 6-y-o)

Ava: *marches off in a huff*
Ale: *in a Scandinavian accent* The principal didn't knows. I'm so sorry Ava.
Ava: *doesn't come back*
Ale: *normal voice* I really am sorry... I feel bad now...
Me: Don't feel bad hon. Based on her energy, she can go from having 100 buttons to push to then only having 1. You pushed the 1 button, and you didn't know about the whole "100 to 1" thing. So don't feel bad for learning something.
Ale: True...
Me: *lays my head on his shoulder*
Ale: *lays his head on my shoulder*
Me: *kisses his shoulder*
Ale: *kisses my head*
Me: *looks at him* I love you.
Ale: *looks at me* I love you too.
Me and Ale: *inching towards each other for a kiss*
Ava: *watching us the eNTIRE FUCKIN TIME*
Ava: *backs up and accidentally kicks the door*
BAM
Ale: *looks behind me* Aaand she's watching us.
Me: *turns around* *sees Ava standing in the doorway* *chuckles* Ava!
Ava: Nonono, keep going! I'm not even here.