Dunno why, but I just remembered this.

Wednesday
Choir
Kam: So are you doing testing yet?
Me: Not yet no.
Kam: You lucky ass mofo.
Me and Kam: *laughs*
Kam: My English teacher told us "If you ever get stuck on those open-ended essay questions, just write "Jesus. Jesus is always the answer."."
Me: *laughs*
Kam: *laughs* And the best part? He tops it with "And I'm an atheist! So if an atheist teacher is telling you to write "Jesus is the answer" on a test that puts money in my wallet, that proves how much I hate these tests!".
Me: Is it me, or are English teachers the coolest teachers?!