Yesterday
Lunch

Me: *mind swarming with shit* *to no one one particular* D'ya ever just get this feeling because of something that makes you want to do something-not blow things up-?
Bri: Nope.
Lau: ...That was spurred.
Kri: *shrugs*
Min: No.
Gia: What?
Jam (Senior guy friend of Min): (first words all lunch period) If he-or she- is sitting in this cafeteria, go tell them- *looks up from phone* cuz the longer you wait, the longer your feelings have time to fester and get worse and the longer their feelings have to grow into someone else, whereas if you tell them now, they're aware of your feelings towards them.
Kri, Min, Lau, Gia, Bri, and Me: o-O
Me: Wait, how'd you know?!
Jam: I have a twin sister, an older sister, and a younger sister. This ain't my first rodeo with girls, and the fact that you have feelings towards someone is clearly plastered across your face and voice.
Me: 0-o
Me: Dahfuq