Algebra
Teacher: Family-
Don: They're my family now.
Teacher: *giggles* Brother Don, what do you- 0-0
Don: *smiles* Hi.
Teacher: I-I thought you guys practiced Monday.
Don: We did, but we performed for the junior high and one elementary school on Monday and the other two elementary schools today.
Teacher: Oh.
Don: It was kinda funny cuz when we finished up today, one little kid-I don't know what grade he was in, but he was little- came up to me and went "Can I get a picture?" and I went "Sure", got a picture, all fine and dandy. Then, he says out of the blue, "You look like my dad!".
Class: *bursts into laughter*
Teacher: Get out!
Don: I'm serious! So I'm standing there like, "Oh." cuz A. I may be older, but I'm not that old, and B. he's...white and I'm...not...
Teacher: Kids that young don't see a difference, ya know.
Don: Oh...

*5 Minutes Later*

Teacher: Family, I wanted to talk to you guys about something. *seems hesitant* Something I hope you guys learned back in elementary school-
Don: We're not getting "The Talk", are we?
Class: *bursts into laughter*
Teacher: No! No! Goodness no!
Don: Good, cuz my dad tried to give me "The Talk" last month.
Teacher: Wait, WHAT?!?
Don: Yeah! My dad sat me down after I got home from musical practice and went, "I think it's high-time you and I had a little talk.". I have NO clue where this is going, nor do I think I want to know until he says, "Well, you and Che are getting really close, and-" and I went "DAD!! I'M 17!! I HAD THIS TALK 6 YEARS AGO!!"
Teacher: *laughs* Oh my Gosh, that's hysterical! Though, to be honest, you look like the dad that would be giving "The Talk".
Class: *laughs*
Eth: I feel kinda bad for my dad when he gave me and my brother "The Talk" cuz he kept nervously staring at us, and it got really awkward.
Teacher: Yeah, my wasband (was-husband) refused to give our sons "The Talk", so their mom had to.
Class: Oh my Jesus Christ./ Oh God...
Eth: Oh-oh-oh my g- okay, no thank you. I'll pass.