Biology
Teacher: So scholars, seeing as we will be missing students on Monday because of the play, I've decided that those of us that are gonna be here should make brochures with a genetic disorder.
Class: Cool./ Oh cool.
Teacher: We'll spend Monday and Tuesday researching and making the brochures for a "Genetic Disorder Speed Dating", in which you turn your chairs around, and swap brochures, then move down, swap, and the cycle continues.
Class: Wait what?/ "Speed Dating"?/ I never thought I'd hear those words together.
Ale: Oh man.
Me: Oh boi.
Don: So wait, say Dyl and I are together. We're swappin brochures, talking about...I dunno, hemophilia and arthritis, and I get the urge to kiss him. *snick* What do I do there?!
Class: wHAT?! *laughs*
Dyl: We end this friendship.
Teacher: No no no! There won't be any kissing involved, just talks about genetic disorders.