Yesterday
Algebra
Teacher: Don't forget tomorrow's Pi Day!
Class: *cheers*
Teacher: Weird thing is that Pi Day is always a debacle with other Math teachers. Like Mrs. * and I are doing it, but Mr. * isn't, and his kids are upset, and Mrs. * and I are like "Why don't you do it?" And he snips back with "Its a day of Gluttony, a day of sin!" Mrs. *'s just like "Whatever man, you do you", but I'm standing there, looking at him, thinking "....It's a day to eat pie and get fuckin fat. It's not a sin, it's a cheat day."
Class: *riots*