Tonight
Et: *telling Ja a story of his youth*
Me: *walks in the room to get a brownie*
Et: So I'm like- *looks at me* "Hey mommy"-
Me: *quickly sees Et looking at me* Whoa Et!! Time the heck out!!
Ja: *laughing*
Et: What?!
Me: Why'd you call me "mommy"?!
Et: *snick* *moans* M-mommy...
Me and Ja: *laughing*
Ja: *stops* *jabs his fingers in Et's shoulder* Look... *points behind me*
Et, Ja, and Me: *looks behind me*
3 Tweens: o-O
Tween 1: What in the...
Tween 2: W-why?!?
Tween 3: *grabs half full water cup* *dabs finger with water and splashes self* Holy water! Holy water! Holy water!
Et: Listen, none of you say a word when you walk out of here! Like, not a word. Just....no.