Me: *snaps Friend*
Snapchat: You have an unviewed story.
Me: Oh, who though- *sees it's Bee's story*
Me: *sees that it's just a pic of Guy and Edw*
Guy: *bent over with his arm around Edw's shoulder*
Edw: *just standing there with his arm around Guy's shoulder blade*
Me: *messages Bee* "How tall is Edw?"
Bee: "Six-three."
Me: "aND THAT MOTHAFUCKA, GUY, IS BENT OVER!!!"
Bee: "...And?"
Me: "I swear, he's taller than 6'6"."
Bee: "Yeah. He grow. Grow tall. Tall than me. Me 6-zero."
Me: "Me-a fehckin midget..."
Bee: "How tall are you?"
Me: "Five feet exact."
Bee: "OH MY GOD!! I'M FINALLY TALLER THAN SOMEONE!!!" (his parents are both 6'5", and he's 6'0")