TFW you've been going through old stories with friends while you're home alone while singing aloud "IT'S 9 O'CLOCK ON A SATURDAY! THE REGULAR CROWD SHUFFLES IN! THERE'S AN OLD MAN SITTING NEXT TO ME! MAKING LOVE TO HIS TONIC AND GIN! HE SAYS "SON, CAN YOU PLAY ME A MEMORY? I'M NOT REALLY SURE HOW IT GOES! BUT IT'S SAD AND IT'S SWEET AND I KNEW IT COMPLETE! WHEN I WORE A YOUNGER MAN'S CLOTHES! LA LA LA, DI DA DA! LA LA, DI DA DA DA DA DUM! SING US A SONG! YOU'RE THE PIANO MAN! SING US A SONG TONIGHT! WELL, WE'RE ALL IN THE MOOD FOR A MELODY! AND YOU'VE GOT US FEELING ALRIGHT!!"

ITS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD SINCE LAST NIGHT 

I THINK IF WE HADNT BEEN STUCK, I WOULDNT BE SINGING IT!!