Everyone: *crowded downstairs*
As: *pushes on locked doors* Shit, they're locked from the outside.
Ty: *pushes on another locked door* This one too.
Ja: *pushes on another locked door* And this one.
Jo: Well sheeyit guys. It looks like we're gonna die in this here church. Let us sing a song whilst we wither. *whips out a harmonica*
Ty: *whispers* Where the fuck'd he get that from?!
Et: *whispers* I dunno! We're in a church, so...Jesus?!
People: *trying to find an unlocked door*
Jo: *stands on a table* *plays the harmonica solo at the beginning of The Piano Man*
People: *calms down*
Jo: *sings* It's nine o'clock on a Saturday. The regular crowd shuffles in. There's an old man sitting next to me. Makin' love to his tonic and gin. *plays his harmonica* He says, "Son, can you play me a memory. I'm not really sure how it goes. But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete. When I wore a younger man's clothes."
As and Me (the three of of us sang for 1.5 hours): La la la, di da da. La la, di da da da dum.
Jo: *plays the harmonica*
Everyone: Sing us a song, you're the piano man. Sing us a song tonight. Well, we're all in the mood for a melody. And you've got us feelin' alright.
As and Me: *sings the piano's part*
Jo: Now Jo-
Br and Ch's Dad: *opens the door* Why're you guys standing in here singing? The door's open.
Jo: ...YA BEEN A GREAT AUDIENCE!!! G'NIGHT!!! *runs out the door*
Me: *looks at As* Welp, there goes your ride!
As: What're ya talkin about? I'm his ride!
Me: No shit?

I wish I'd fuckin video taped it cuz we were all chaotic, then he fuckin whips out a harmonica and goes all Billy Joel on us and becomes the Pied Piper that tames the mice!!!!