Today
Algebra
Teacher: *trying to see what happened to our state test scores*
Eth: *surrounded by girls* So stupid question-
Jaq: Imma stop you right there. If the question's coming from anybody else, it's a stupid question. If it's coming from you, it's merely a question. Continue.
Eth: -_-
Eth: ANYway!! So, I know men wear condoms, but what do women do?
Cas, Aur, Lat, Lil, Jaq, and Me: They take pills.
Cas: And there's other methods, but to start, pills.
Eth: Wait...those pills are birth-control pills?!
Me: Well yeah!
Chr: What'd you think they were, female Viagra?
Tar: *laughs* That was good!
Joh: *turns around* Eth, is there something you're not telling us?
Eth: *doesn't skip a beat*
Eth: *rubs stomach* The boy's name is Tommy.
Chr, Eth, Joh, Tar, Lat, Lil, Aur, Cas, Jaq, and Me: *bursts into laughter*
Eth: And- never mind. I think that's about as far as I'll go.
Me: That's about as far as you really HAVE to go!!